 Seriously, I need to start doing these more often! :) With her dirty mind that comes up with things like a human dessert tray and Spicy Rock-hard Balls, please welcome... LC Dean L, darlin' we're going to start off nice and simple. What’s your favourite thing to watch on TV while being intimate? (And that questions only dirty if you want it to be) The reflection of my baby’s backside rising and falling. Was that dirty? ;-D *Having inappropriate thoughts about her man* Umm...<g> Next question! Imagine a very ordinary situation and find a way to make it romantic (extra points for creativity) I’m shopping in the grocery store and my lover surprises me in the fruit aisle, I grab my usual oranges and apples; he slides fat, seedless grapes into the cart. Pressing one of the juicy globes to my lips, he urges me to open, “A small treat until later.” The fruit bursts in my mouth, showering my taste buds with sweetness. I shiver and move on to the dairy counter where I pick up skim milk; he adds whipped cream with a spine-melting grin. In frozen foods, I throw veggies for the week into the cart, but he, oh so wicked man, stops near the ice cream door and selects a large jar of liquid fudge. I envision myself spread before him as a human dessert tray, and I struggle for composure. The store is busy with harried women rushing through the tedium of shopping, but when he sets the chocolate on top of my purchases and leans close to whisper, “I hope your sheets are stain resistant,” I know I won’t survive through the rest of my list. Suddenly, I do not need eggs, bread, or chicken, nearly as much as I need him and the things in the cart. I turn for the checkout but he stops me. “Finish you shopping, love. We might need sustenance by morning.” Trapped between the sexiness of his smile and the loaves of Wonder bread, I hear the promise of tomorrow in his casual seduction and I am lost. Very nice...who's in the mood to do some groceries? ;) Okay, let's take it up a notch. If you found a sexy man/woman tied up on your bed, what would you do with him/her? LOL – does that even need an answer? You should watch what you ask, Bianca. You trigger all kinds of crazy in my head. Uhmm, let me see… If I walked into the bedroom, exhausted after a long, hard day of work, and there spread eagle and blindfolded in the middle of my four-poster bed lay my gorgeous next door neighbour – who I might mention is also long and hard and sweaty and gorgeous and…but I digress. I’d contemplate all the things I would like to do to him, but most of them would require we switch places. In a fit of inspiration I would circle through the bedroom to the on-suite bath and grab a bottle of warming massage oil. Hell, if the man was offering it would be rude to turn him down, right?  I’d climb onto the mattress and swing astride his lean hips. Did I mention he’s gorgeous? With the uber sexy intelligence of Colin Firth (The King’s Speech) and the intense sensuality of Jared Padalecki (Sam Winchester - Supernatural). He would moan as I settle against him and drizzle oil from the hollow at the base of his throat, across his wide, solid pecs, downward over his tight abs that would quiver and flinch for me, to the tiny well of his belly button. Oops, let me close the door before this fantasy gets out of hand…  Drats!
All right, moving on. What do you consider the most erotic fruit? The obvious answer would be a banana, but I am going to go with anything small and intensely flavoured that can be hand fed to me by a man: strawberries, grapes, even slices of blood orange would be equally sexy in my book because taste heightens all the senses. Name a historical figure you admire. Explain why. Wow, we just got serious. I would say Sojourner Truth, who was born and raised a slave but later became a voice for both freedom and women’s equality in a world where both were denied her. Though she is often quoted as saying, “Ain’t I a woman?” Her actual words had a greater and more positive influence on her audience than those so frequently misquoted. “I have heard the bible and have learned that Eve caused man to sin. Well, if woman upset the world, do give her a chance to set it right side up again.” What mythical creature would you want to be? A fairy – laughter, mischief, a gorgeous home in the woods, and the ability to fly – seriously, how cool would that be? Beer, wine, or spirits? Spirits – a little tequila in my margarita, aged brandy in my eggnog, or spiced rum in my Coke, and I am a happy woman. If you had to choose between an angel and a vampire, which would you choose? Why? Angel all the way. Powerful – come on the whole smiting with the hand of God thing how Dom sexy is that – compassionate, able to fly, and well not wanting to feed on me – yep, that last is a biggie. I like my blood where it is thank you very much. Most people would say uniforms are sexy. Do you agree? Which is the sexiest in your opinion? I agree one hundred percent. I would have to say I appreciate any of the armed forces, but probably my favourite is the U.S. Marines; however, a fireman works too, oh, or a police officer, and have you seen the ice-cream parlour guy—absolutely lickable. ;-P What’s your favourite action movie? If you don’t have a favourite, name one you didn’t hate. That’s easy – The Transporter with Jason Stratham. High action, a little humour, a bit of romance and a really clever hero. Yum. Name your favourite cookie. No, seriously, tell us what it is and give it a new name. LOL – uhmm peppernuts (pfeffernüsse) because they are delicious, and I used to make them with my grandmother. A new name? Spicy Rock-hard Balls Who’s your favourite cartoon character? What do you like about them? Willie E. Coyote – no matter what goes wrong he keeps on trying. That is certainly admirable. What is the name of the last book you wanted to use as kindling? Anything by Earnest Hemmingway. His writing is just so naturally arrogant – which is probably why he was a hit with men, but his voice pisses me off for some unfathomable reason. I apologize to literary critics everywhere. What songs would you choose for the soundtrack of your life? Tough one. How about a really cheesy one that a friend of mine just reminded me of the other day. Theme song to the 1970’s sitcom “One Day at a Time” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M82CUd6isyY Of all your characters, which one do you think would be best in a crisis? Selleck Mathews [Ginger Snaps for Two] because his primary concern is those he loves and protects. He would take charge and maintain order no matter how crazy things became. Author Bio: LC Dean has lived all over the United States from the glorious South to the freethinking West Coast, but returned to the Midwest over a decade ago and now resides in the fantastic state of MN. LC’s main goal professionally is to push the boundaries her often puritanical upbringing created. Writing about love that does not need society to define it, has been a freeing experience for her and her characters, and she hopes that readers find a similar joy in the reading. The Hangout (LC’s Blog) http://lcdean.blogspot.com/ Buy Link: http://www.decadentpublishing.com/advanced_search_result.php?keywords=L.C.+Dean&osCsid=jtnkg6kekgcfrnjn1bil4ipos6&button=search Facebook connection: https://www.facebook.com/authorLCDean?sk=wall
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